I would say that she was pretty AND funny

Now THAT'S an act of malice

'Weekend Update was a goddamn delight for the first time in recent memory'

"I'm gonna slide right off this chair.."

Love his confusion over the saxomophone 
http://www.nbc.com/parks-an…

Worst White Collar-notification ever

"So I went camping recently for this next joke…"

Have anyone read Schaal's sex book? Good or bad?

You hit me! Picard never hit me!

What about Radnor and Elizabeth Olsen then (his new movie)? How big is her star power?

Josh Radnor also went to that school

Lana!

"Why do I have to be sexy all the time? I wish I was fat"

Because he "..he had the opportunity to pursue other projects"

RQM is right!

Charles Barkley is game for every sketch = B
Channing Tatum is game for very sketch = C-?