Also Anonymous.

Not to defend MFA culture, which has many problems, but many gifted practitioners of their arts do not have the proper 'academic' credentials but are incredible teachers and assets to any university. So while MFAs have gotten out of hand, the core notion is solid. Meanwhile, the average writing ability of an ordinary…

I work in the industry. I am not saying there aren't gender issues—there are—but just a look at this weeks NYT best seller list will show an almost even distribution of male and female authors with the female authors always using their first names.

You mean Mark Oliver Everett? An odd song that will be.

Cinecraft is actually Cookie Monster. No Cleveland based production company could comment so succinctly.

This newswire on Girls is pretty telling: 
I was not unsensible that this Girls Capacity or incapacity to read, was no Test for Truth to be determined by, and therefore I did not proceed much further in this fanciful Business, not knowing What snares the Devils might lay for us in the Tryals. A few further Tryals, I…

That's what I get for deciding to comment today… move over Eeyore. Fuck your fucking tail.

Or **coughs** a man.

pseudonyms are called sock puppets on amazon, and it's a whole big stink. because of the socks.

Most female authors are not so concerned with marketing that they hide their gender.

Everyone in the future knows each other. (Probably because they are the only super assassin survivors of the Time Wars.) I knew it!

Fire and brimstone and snark?

I didn't even have to use my JK. I got to say it was a good day.

You hear someone snickering behind you. It's Becky, the most popular girl in school with Danny, the boy you like.

Holy shit K. Thrace is/was/will be from the future!

J.K. Rowling on the floor in the throwling of passionate coitus?

Ignore this Rowling person! Go read John Banville and his alter author ego Benjamin Black instead.

J.K. Rowling Rowling Rowling her boat gently down the stream…of money.

Hot women are also women, and therefore often insecure and flustered. Sorkin's shtick is obnoxious but attractive people are not necessarily more comfortable with themselves than anyone else. If anything, they come to rely on constant affirmation and don't know what to do if it isn't given.

I think O'Neal makes interns prepare extensive snark-notes on most every show. Or writes from a panopticon of screens tuned to everything.