@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus Rice sandwiches. Bud is a rice beer. Yup.

Let's not forget Richard Gere kiss-raping an Indian actress. That led to a warrant for his arrest and street protests, which now seems precient/hypocritical…

Oh I suppose you want us to believe you were born with that crown of thorns?

WRONG! The correct parody comment will reference The Mclaughlin Group and labial reduction.

Not really, no. Just felt like being slightly mean I guess.

You act like you've said something brave, but you're just wrong.

Am watching the finale on hulu now (Grizz and Herzz!). Well, it's a fallen world. Most people suck. So it goes.

Is that… is that really the number of people who watch The Big Bang Theory? 
Sigh.

I already did! But nobody understood Austin Powers for the dire warning against the rise of fundamentalist Islam that it was! Poor, misunderstood Mike Meyers. Rest in peace.

Now I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife!

Everyone knows Batman did all the real work cleaning up Gotham.

Hey Rabin, the Nineties called, they want their zingers about how dated things are back.

…spring break…

@avclub-d71760750778a95386b703f5c9e474f0:disqus Your comparison to Mussolini was half right. Berlusconi's terms in office were controversial. Berlusconi was criticised for his electoral coalitions with the xenophobic Lega Nord and the neo-fascist National Alliance and for his apologist rhetoric about Italian…

Sean O'Neal Attends His Own Funeral, Apparently
After missing a morning's work, if fitting pop culture news into hyper-articulate and labyrinthine systems of rhetoric can be called work, and being declared dead, again, by the AV Club commentariate, Sean O'Neal, like beloved American raconteur Tom Sawyer before him,…

He's like the Silvio Berlusconi of pop stars.

@avclub-446ca222cba65dbc3c673ab376adf59c:disqus The South, East, and North Bays are no longer letting "The City" escape Bayness.

Hipster bar in the West Bay. I used to see shows there but now I ironically see yuppie shows at the Mountain Winery.

Jackson County, Missouri.

Wasn't there an Upright Citizen's Brigade bit about baby racing?