Yes. They did everything right.

Who makes a double macchiato with just a hammer and some nails?

Emergency update! Here is the trailer for Hansel and Gretel Get Baked, a modern day stoner horror film set in Pasadena starring Richard Castle's (tasty) daughter. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You're right. In fact it was always pretty shit. But I stand by my statement.

That is sadly true. He's let himself go. Also, I like your username.

@avclub-df106893a4574bccb7bce1ff66e788b9:disqus I think Eggers has real talent and does good things. Much of that crowd has talent. Chabon, for instance. But they are locked into an aesthetic that diminishes it. But maybe that is just what our culture is likely to produce and celebrate.

Nose army?

Oh it's in the lexicon now. In the year 2065 (if man is still alive) people will be tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane but they will have no idea why.

Yeah there's another movie about black/white male/female Siamese twins opening that week, but Beanstalk Motherfucker is more family friendly.

Coming 13/13/13, Beanstalk Motherfucker.

He's so hot right now.

Probably because he knows even an average episode of Castle is better than this.

THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Makes me nostalgic for the Little Donny Foundation.

Statham looks like he's watching a Tarkovsky film in that still.

Yeah, DeLillo's "Very Persistent Gappers of Frip" was terrible!

It's not that I don't think short stories receive critical attention, but that we're taught about literature primarily through novels. Most people who like to read but haven't been to grad school still think in those terms, which is why it is interesting and exciting to see someone, even if just on the AVC, declare TV…

Yeah, I don't need to see The Brothers Quay produce a full-length (actually they did, and I did, and we shouldna) and though I love Svankmajer's Alice, his shorts are still the cornerstone of his contribution. Maybe instead we should cry out for more funding and screening of shorts.

Branding. Hemingway all but invented Madison Ave.

Branding. Hemingway all but invented Madison Ave.