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Did anyone open up the coffee sleeves? I'm guessing it directs people to the featurette.

Geez, she just announced her divorce. Do you monsters have no heart?!

I think if they shelled out for the rights, I would be more excited for a live action Where In Time Is Carmen SanDiego.

The guy who is Chico is playing a horrible "street" version of Elliot from Mr Robot.

You know what I hate when eating out in a group? The tipping. I'm usually a good tipper but at the end people either tip not enough and we're short or (this pisses me off too) people thankfully tip enough but the last guy to pay totals everything up and thinks "I usually tip 10% but since everyone stupidly overtipped,

Yeah a douchebag told me someone did that for a somewhat big order (five or so people?) and the staff all thought the guy was cheap. What the fuck, man? He had no one wait on him. All they did was cook the food. That's your fucking job! I live in California so I don't know if tips are used to make up wages up to

But the service staff lives on tips!! — said to me by a douchebag

Do you guys tip for takeout? I ask because I don't and I got some "but they work for tips!" shaming from a douchebag.

They're never going to get a chance to explain that, huh?

There's a public parking lot on Orange. Save yourself some walking.

Could you blame them though? All Asian buildings look alike.

"In the year two thousand!!!"

I really wanted this to be a Legos version of Django Unchained.

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!

Do they ever talk about Pardon My Zinger?

I got nowhere else to say it but I think Bryan Adams should cover Carly Rae Jepsen's latest album.

Sometimes, hot and terror are two of the same thing.

I found one of the best retorts to #nohomo is "So when you hug your mom, do you say noOpedius?"

Huge crush ever since she was in FotB but also The 10th Kingdom. I'm glad According to Jim got her a steady paycheck.

I wasn't going to blame the cast for the shitty ending but I was peeved when a couple of them essentially said, "Get over it," in response to the backlash.