goddamn I hate you

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How is Michelle Monoghan taller than the other three guys? She's listed at 5'7" and Sandler is at 5'10".

I will always associate TFF's Head Over Heels with driving around in suburban San Diego, late afternoon, during my college years on the weekend as I spent them alone, pining over some girl that I was too chicken to ask out.

Yeah, it's really just different tones of giggling.

It's kind of enjoyable reading these outraged comments on the SCOTUS handing down decisions that overturn laws, like its a new thing. It's been their fucking jobs for over two hundred years.

I arrived to watch 500 Days of Summer, and being the adorkable 20-something that earnestly looked forward to this monumental movie that would speak to my uniquely honest and admirable struggle with finding LOVE, thought everyone else in the theater was eager to watch the film too.

At a drive-thru, I ordered a Big Mac meal…and also quickly added a double cheeseburger.

"Yeah, I got a question. How dare you?"

You need to read the Wikipedia summary of the characters.

Remember the cartoon King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table? Arthur was the quarterback of his team and they all got transported to medieval England where their unique powers popped out of their breastplates?

Question: what's the protocol for refrigerating leftovers? I heard you're not suppose to put in piping hot food in the fridge because it's creates a ideal situation for bacteria to grow. Fact or fiction?

Damn, no wonder you get labeled as "that guy"'at school. Do you also complain why Open House Night don't extend into the morning for the parents that work night shifts?

Might as well start here…

What's the core? Rick, Rick Jr, Baby Ricky, Glenn, Maggie, Michonne, Darryl, and Carol. Anyone else's death would not prompt a "NOBODY IS SAFE ON THIS SHOW!!" fan freak out.

Somebody said this already but we need a gritty Ghostwriter reboot.

Chris Carter hasn't had much success after The X-Files. Could it be that Gilligan was the secret sauce behind the show?

Bridget Regan needs to be on TV weekly kicking ass. First season of Legend of the Seeker was excellent.

That Gabrielle midriff…

I'm still disappointed in the shitty payoff of the Scranton Strangler.