Q: What are you going to do with the money?

Yeah, I'm going to root for team Youtube, team Kentucky or the Globetrotters. I don't care really care for the father-son team or Brenchel. The show is doing the "you can give the fast forward pass away" again and that shit is boring.

Because these two shows have very much in common, I want to use this space to talk about tonight's season premiere for The Amazing Race. This season is the All-Star season and sweet baby Jesus they returned some clunkers.

I remember when NBC went through sitcoms like crazy trying to find a show that retained the Friends audience at an acceptable level. They had shows that retained 85-90% of that audience but it seemed like that was never good enough, that these sitcoms needed to retain 100% or even more. I feel like looking back NBC…

Hey, let's all remember how much we enjoyed that one Futurama episode with Beck in it.

There's one line where the actress playing Lizzy delivered to Mika with a perfect mix of praise and matter-of-factness that only psychopaths can pull off.

I might be in the minority in this but I thought Lizzy got the right amount of "crazy eyes" in her scenes tonight. I'm way more interested in her arc than I ever was with Carl.

When Gabriel does one of his grand mal seizures, oops, I mean, access the Intersect, wait, I mean, utilizes the chip (did they even give it a name? at least try to name it something cool) is when I fastforward through the scene. The attempt at "this is why geeks are so lame and horrible to work with!" banter between…

Hey, there are season two spoilers in the cast bios on the show's wikipedia page. Stepped on that FUCKING landmine.

Hey, there's season two spoilers in the cast bios on the show's wikipedia page. Stepped on that FUCKING landmine.

WHO THE FUCK IS DOWNVOTING ME?!

That's a good pitch comparison. I guess I came in wanting the show to be something different.

MIDDLE OF EPISODE THREE SEASON TWO SPOILER ALERT

I guess this is where we can talk about Season Two Episode One until a review can be posted so MOTHERFUCKING SPOILER ALERT!

These Raylan conflict resolutions aren't doing it for me. From the guy setting off his car alarm outside the mansion during his date to him taking the boy into protective custody, it seems like previous seasons would have Raylan using violence or something of a more permanent solution to the problem. I find it hard to…

Did anyone else get a little of a "Let's get in on some of this Orange Is The New Black hype!" vibe from the prison scenes? The production timelines probably do not sync up to this narrative but I felt like the show was hitting the same prison beats pretty hard (although lesbihonest, there wasn't much room to go…

That's weird — cinnamon is red.

I gotta go. My damn curler weiner kids are listening.

Is it me or has figure skating commentary always been bitchy? Not only bitchy towards the contestants but each other? They're always climbing on top of each other's comments and I can sense they're dying for the other person to finish their sentence so they can have their turn to talk. (But I guess I can't blame…

I guess it's just me but that blueberry guy with his hat on fire looks like a cousin of the pedophile king on Rick and Morty.