Scorch's Chinese was horrible (not that it really matters, if you think about it). I say Chinese because I wasn't sure if he was a native Mandarin or Cantonese speaker being told to speak both at the same time. At least Ning-Na Wen's and Agent Kwan's Cantonese made sense. Also love how everytime Hollywood needs a Hong…

More Jackie and Bert please. Love the hummus line — perfect delivery. Sure, the kid hams it up but I'm not even sure he knows he's doing it. The kid is so sweet without being too self-conscious. He reminds me of me when I was a little kid - sweet, naive, too smart for his own good, a little too clingy to adults,…

Goddamn, that's what I get for watching it while cooking dinner.

What do we think about the Man vs Food guy? The bumpers with a fake press conference with normal people are awful to watch. The host does not add anything to the show or the food except "This taste great!" and "Pun!"

I meant I missed the reveal along with the reviewer.

I missed the lesbian reveal too. I thought the entire reason Mulan was with Princess Aurora and Prince Philip was because she was crushing on Philip hard. There was nothing underneath the surface before that reveal to suggested a lesbian undercurrent (Mulan risked her life to save Philip to suggest a crush, Mulan…

Oh I guess one person's arc set up is another man's dithering. So what's really going to happen? Prince Charming is going to die (and people secretly don't care) until someone makes some dramatic but ultimately inconsequential sacrifice to revive him. Regina and Snow White are going to have some misunderstanding and…

Ha, nothing to this super-straight overcompensating redblooded American male! They toned her costume down in later episodes but its hard to take her story seriously when she's in four inch heels and super short shorts.

As someone who's seen every episode, this show is getting too boring. So much time walking in the forest and giving a crap about Peter Pan, who's not menacing at all. As someone pointed out last week, I guess Storybrooke is on the back burner. No more Red Riding Hood in ridiculously short shorts. But hey, thanks to…

Still on the West Coast feed but seeing Gervase choke on his two matchups during the immunity challenge was great. YOU'RE WORTHLESS, G!

*SPOILER ALERT* THE ALLIES WIN WWII.

At first glance, Lice Capades and A Million Little Fibers (the Oprah's minge one) are weird, offputting and difficult to access but once I gave in and went with it, both were outright stupid in the best way. The scene where Oprah's minge was arguing with its lover in her crotch (I'm chuckling as I type this) is so…

No love for the Krusty calling out Hitler joke? I've seen different iterations before but for some reason, it was a well-placed joke and I burst out laughing.

When Colton ran over to Caleb during the Redemption Island, it reminded me of this clip.

When I read the first sentence, I had to check if this was written by Todd and lo and behold, his name was on the byline. Todd, I don't know how you do it but keep up the optimism. I still won't watch the show but keep it up.

Oh snap! Didn't know that was why his marriage to Amy Poehler fell apart.

maybe it's because i'm coming off the breaking bad high but during the storm scene, i got so tired of the same old annoying tensions that i wished the storm killed everyone on the boat. i totally understand if anyone felt the same about breaking bad and its character.

Just when I thought Justified wasn't ready to take Breaking Bad's place as TV's top drama, they go and do something like this…and totally redeem themselves!

A bigger unsolved mystery than what happened to Huell — if Cranston was at the party last night, why wasn't he on Talking Bad?

She said she was sick during those seasons where she gained weight (although that didn't explain the apparent plastic surgery from season two and third).