1. Fuck the Amibros. Your fucking jockocracy privilege will carry you through life, no matter what happens in Survivor. "Oh, everyone is picking on us because we're strong! If this was real life, they would feel the heel of our boots!" Fuck you.
2. I felt bad for Phillip. Sure he was insane and had the silly naming…

Yeah, Malcolm got some strategic chops, I give you that but highly scientific studies say likeability plays a huge part of the fan vote. Other than Cochran, the other person I would consider would be Andrea because as others have pointed out, her freak out changed the groupthink and the tribal vote.

Disclaimer — I know, I know, I'm a douchebag and get that Glee commentor that destroy TVW last year to come after me but Andrea has the "Last Good Looking Female on the Island/Office Hot" thing going on. Sure, she's cute but she looks like a chipmunk.

1. There's no way Malcolm is getting any fan vote reward at the reunion night, right? Grade-A douchery finally revealing itself in full force tonight.
2. How does anyone trust Dawn anymore? Haven't they learned their lesson?
3. Fuck you Eddie.

Okay, I've read all the first pages of comments for this season's episodes but have not seen anyone say this: Reynold looks like Bradley Cooper. Right?

And then Brandon whips out an non-foreshadowed immunity idol and through the Brandon votes not being counted, Dawn gets voted out. That would be hilarious.