My first thought after glancing at the header image was "hey, it's Drivey McDrive and Ricky Gervais".

No, that was Pip Rovets you're thinking of.

Which is 69 / 3!

That's only if you want the Domino's delivery driver to rescue you.

*crunch* "I guess I must have been thinking of something else."

To be more concrete, Riley in Inside out was 12 and Vanellope (who I assume they're referring to) was a bit of code that looked and acted like an 8-year-old. So, yeah, kind of glad there weren't any romantic arcs there.

Exactly. Why the fuck did they put such an unforgiving section into an otherwise compulsively playable, fun game?

The only part I remember having to cheat on was near the end. To progress you had to grind up something or other for some anti-intuitive use. It made so little sense to me at the time that I can't even remember the details.

God damned metric system.

Paper bag reading "I AM NO LONGER PUNCHABLE"

I vaguely recall it was used as a harsh disciplinary measure in the Roman army… if they lost an important battle, or didn't keep up morale, or "failed" in some other way, as a motivation the commanders ordered every tenth man killed.

Would you say that about Billy Bob Thornton?

"At least I brought 'blue' humor into the mainstream and made some pretty funny movies with that Gene Wilder dude."

Oh hell no. I've learned.

Nope. Instead of the Taboola ads and comments, I got a link that said "Can't see comments? Try disabling your ad-blocking software" or something like that. I figured it was the IT department screwing with firewall settings or something. No idea why it's back to the way it was before.

The AV Club comments were completely inaccessible to me for about three weeks, and suddenly they're back today. The whole site looked pretty messed up for a while, really. And apparently I have nothing more to say.

"But… I'm already bleeding!"
"Now now, who's the barber here?"

God dammit. I had to look up the track listing for Diva to get that.

Dear Sir or Madam,
Please find my banking information attached.

His robotic dog is named Honey.