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I'm guessing King wanted $20 million and 50 pounds of smack, while the rights to the short film cost substantially less.

You've tried the rest, now try molest!

#sixseasonsandamassivecorporateloss

Most of the time they shoot "Arctic" films in the desert and just paint the sand white. On film it actually looks more like snow than snow does!

I had four riddles left when I gave up and just went for the ending. I'd done everything else in the game, but just couldn't stand those "hit this button then race across the state to grab a trophy within 5 seconds" things.

Wish we would have heard more about it than "oh yeah, here's how I know this guy."

No man, I smoke it the same way pretty much every time.

You generally have to pay a lot more to use an actor's likeness in a cartoon than to use a fictional character's name/occupation/personality.

A tattoo was the only thing that could distract people from my severe case of Arby's neck.

Common in predators, uncommon in prey.

Are you suggesting a documentary?

Um… there was Darkwing Duck… and, er… Gosalyn… and that big stupid pilot duck guy…

Kitfish.

Well, I guess you've proved your poit.

I thought it was "Poit" rather than "Point".

Liked for non-ironically pointing out that Forgotten Realms isn't obscure.

That's what it boils down to for me, and why I stopped editing altogether. There's always someone who has more spare time/crazy-eyes passion/asshole nature than you who will negate your contributions.

I didn't get blocked, but when I questioned the applicability of one article's section, a mod asked "Why are you trying to cause trouble?" Er, okay dude, enjoy your little empire of toenail clippings.

Oh my god Enquido, you can't just ask people why they don't have a penis for a face.

It can be any costume, but the person wears a button that says "my other outfit is a ghost hunting ensemble."