I would have liked to see Terry Pratchett try his hand at writing a comic. Not an adaptation of his existing works, but an original storyline, Discworld or not. In my mind, he would provide the artist insanely details notes about every panel and how to carefully set up every aspect, the way Alan Moore dictated for…

No, we are all supposed to be sad for several minutes while thinking about Lionel Hutz.

Top. Tennis player.

That hardly sounds like a license to print money at will!

You should have sold during the resurgence of Buckner & Garcia awareness, shortly after Wreck-It Ralph came out.

I only have so much goodwill to squander!

I haven't watched Disney's Marvel's Tyler Perry's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.I.N.E.S.S. since the mid-first-season, so I prefer to imagine that Agent Mockingbird just repeats back everything you say to her until you surrender.

Saskatchewan was always my favorite character from the expanded universe.

If I know my rom-coms, and I don't, go see this movie. You'll probably find her in the audience.

*palm-presses entire number pad*

Furthermore, Argus Filch had only two eyes and was never known to steal anything!

Man, that was a stupid campaign.

I miss the ads where people were wiping the corners of their mouths daintily with the whimsical "hot n' juicy" music playing.

I still have my fingers crossed for Jesse Ventura and Alex Trebek as men in black.

Heh. No offense intended.

Pixels Suxels

I saw it on cable and, in my defense, it was a stupid name for a halfway-decent movie.

She's probably playing Al Pacino's mom next year. Why should it just be the love interests that are ridiculously mis-aged?

It would have been great if he'd said "No, that's Jordan Prentice."

More probably, someone looked at ten-year-old data about the returns on Adam Sandler movies and said "good enough, greenlight".