Well, some of us really are geniunely awful. I don't want to speak for everyone, though.

If there are Jedi (and there will be), the bad guy either has to be Forcey or Force-resistant, otherwise it just doesn't seem like there would be much of a challenge.

Oh, see that, that means money!

Angry Birds 2: Anger Is All We Have Left Now

I have no interest in seeing this movie, but now I'm curious what the twist is. (Actually, I have an idea what it might be and I'd like to know whether I'm right.) Why aren't there more Spoiler Space pages for these reviews?

This is the funniest thing I've read all Moleman.

Those ads are no longer little nor confined to a corner of the screen, sadly. Maybe a newer, more repulsive term should be used for these and the small, less intrusive ones can remain "bugs".

Learning through repeated, painful experiences.

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Or perhaps those are other countries and, as the article states, there is currently no legal mechanism in the US to take back the honor.

His mutant power is reminding everyone of their own horrible, frail mortality.

"Why are you guys dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City f…"
* looks at someone off-camera *
"What? Are you kidding me? Ah, screw this."
* stomps off, slams trailer door *

Porn magazines only account for 13% of New York employment.

Man, some chicken fries sound really good, but I only have six Golden Globe nominations left and I need some new socks.

I am experiencing age-related time compression, so it seems like it was only six months between Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Garfield.

No, that's for a different reason.

You can call it "spacism" for short.

The rhyme is solid, but the timing is off on that last line.

How did you manage to keep a straight face just now?

Introducing Carl's Jr. Roofie Cheesburger

Consistently and thoroughly.