Rango was indeed a fun movie. I expected a light little fluff cartoon, ended up with a pastiche of Chinatown, of all things.

As long as we don't end up giving Sandler a billion dollars

"William Fichtner is the best thing in this movie."

Pfft, like you could take Pam.

Way to steal from O. Henry, man! No candy bars for you.

Not an exact quote, I know… but I think the gist comes through

I'M RUNNIN THIS MONKEY SHOW, JACOBSON, AND I WANNA KNOW IF YOU'RE WASTIN MY TIME!

The AV Club

They paid for the new design with Flooz

I blame Candleja

Good lord, so I'm not the only one…

"My new book's about a Trapper-Keeper… FROM HELL!!"

Details, details.

Well, the surviving version is much shorter, but yes, the original cut was a whopper.

Joe Hilstrom King is, indeed, named after the late, lamented Organizer.

I am Cautiously Optimistic on this one. The original was about the best of the '80s anthology programs, and Joe Hill, from what I hear, has some serious chops (I haven't read him, for the same reason I've never read Tabitha King. I have too much invested in my Stephen King fanship, and it smacks of weird nepotism to…

Thank you for the update. I shall adjust my prejudices accordingly.

Daddy Knock'll make ya JUMP JUMP

"Anyway, the business has changed because now than ever, nearly every
movie must be a blockbuster and the process is more scientific, and
they've cracked a formula to make a billion dollar product on a semi
regular basis."

Nosferatu will always remind me of the amazing SEGA CD game "Kriss Kross: Make My Video"