Was she a Black Deltan, like Tuvok was a Black Vulcan?

Other than that it felt like the same "fight on top of moving space things" we saw at least twice in the Prequels? Or Matrix Reloaded? Or Minority Report?

Ridiculous and Corny goes with the territory. And I say that as a fan of 30 years. I mean, time traveling whales? That's my 2nd favorite of the films, but its hella corny.

Time Travel is Trek's 2nd favorite wellspring, after the Superintelligent Child/God… But I kid!

But it's not ENOUGH of a reboot. All the things you are saying about WHY it's been done this way are true, but I don't see why you treat them as positive traits.

But we're better than Whovians.

They had moving "wings" like the Bird of Prey

@avclub-e56f3c7f583392a5b6796622b4e04cd8:disqus It sure looked like it… Giant nerd that I am, that bothered me more than almost anything else.

Yeah… if they could call New Vulcan, why not Earth?

Cochran's warp ship, too

I had been 8 hours faster, I would have made this joke!

Foreplay I call "Furplay". Nipples are "nipnips". The vagina is "gina", "vageenameena" or "wonder hole". Semen is "future babies". Penises are "future baby applicators".  Oral sex is "LickeyLickeyTomTom"

Blabphemy! AV Club Porn is Dave Chang eating Doritos and Canned Chicken while Rabin furtively whacks off in the style of a Phillip Roth character and O'neal comments wittily on the entire endeavor.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

And virtually nothing from that first version was retained. It was set in an apartment building, to begin with.

@avclub-f001b27c9bf6561b8ab916d3ce511dab:disqus Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding…

@avclub-432773124021b504983e853ed7588fa6:disqus The Rock Bottom Remainders. Who are pretty much done now, since they are all pretty old and sucked to begin with (musically).

Isn't it more like "Loosely, as in contains words in the same language"?

I released every 'Zig, like wild oats, sown onto an uncaring land

Shut up, furriner