@avclub-c9be0674ead9b2448c14d31c64f2b01b:disqus I don't think thats exactly the same thing, considering that Star Wars is not exactly known for it's dearth of official merchandising.

I've never heard Cake Boss, but I refuse to believe it's a better character than Champion: The Drinker

MEEEEAAAAAT!!!

In my opinion, eating anything is disgusting. Plants grow in the fucking dirt, they have weird leaves and fluids inside them, some smell gross. Fish live in the ocean full of shit and diatoms, and they smell worse. Cows eat grass, and their meat is made of muscles… like all meat. Chickens are foul, as are pigs. Milk…

Stop being so damn reasonable, you're making it hard to maintain my prejudices.

Was the pumpkin filled with deep fried scallops?

Well, nothing sounds as straight as "Webelos"

That is deeply disturbed.

@avclub-40e90db13ab31c7efd64228034182c2e:disqus My god… all the times I pretended to be British, growing up, I never suspected there were kids in England pretending to be American…

I'd go so far as to say the only actual actor in Clerks 1.

SO ahead of its time…

If she's Bale's wife, thats 17 years

Wait… that WAS a movie, wasn't it? I'm not 100% sure… but it was, right?

She wasn't?

It's "Yub Nub", you philistine.

Lewis was a pedo?

As much as Meg Ryan's deli lunch!

"If you've done 5 Impossible things this morning, round it off by liking this movie!"

"Where did they all go? I just saw them!"
"They turned sideways!"

So it turns out that 30 Rock was a roman à clef about NBC all along.