Small Soldiers. Big Battle!

"Is that some sort of parting, implicit threat that you may answer your door one night, only to be leaped upon and strangled by Matisyahu’s mustache?"

ACHUM

This comment thread is now devoted to other great Ben Wyatt quotes:

I didn't know George Harrison was a material girl

I don't even watch this show, but I need to show my appreciation for the Teen Girl Squad reference in the mouse-over text of the picture

^_^
Wow, Wolverine is so KAWAII!

John Goodman
I'm trying to figure out how John Goodman fits into this pattern of beloved characters from underappreciated cult hits. Please advise.