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hell yes

a better title would be "Big Hair and even Bigger Bushes"

the mob is what controls internet porn

sounds like ABC has been raiding their old VHS collection for TV show ideas, what's next? Arachnophobia: The Series? Forrest Gump: The Series? Home Alone: The Series?

so, business as usual then?

lol

no one can stop Remo Williams!

it's a kind of magic….

PEEPEE IN YOUR COKE

she's smooooooth, like ice, cold to the touch and it isn't very nice…

IF WONTON GETS WORD OF THIS MY ASS IS GRASS AND HE'S GOT A LAWN MOWER, YA DIG!?

my aunt bought me a VHS of Air Bud for like my birthday or Christmas or something and I remember haaaaaaating it, sorry

oh man, I remember that weird Dr Seuss thing

YOU HAVE BROKEN MY CAMERA

90's live action kids movies were generally pretty good, unless the main character was an animal (Free Willy, Air Bud etc) then they were awful, but still, they put an effort into movies like this back then that they just flat out don't anymore

what kid today has heard of these characters?

fun fact: anyone that says "one of my best friends is black" is a total fucking racist

I know, right?

ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS HORROR

methinks shooting a film in China is a bad idea