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IIIIIIIIIIITZZZZZ DARE

just imagine the things Piers Anthony probably has on his hard drive

an Episode 1 set? who cares?

but will he ride a little girl's bicycle?

I remember seeing a black Christian standup comedian on TV recounting the hilarious tale of how his Christian mother would spank his ass constantly and for no reason

or a movie version of LEGO?

because there's no way the child of someone famous could be talented themselves

me too

this is actually the first theatrically released Stephen King movie in 6 years, what a bummer that it sucks

yup, it's weird that they're skipping a year

eh, 2009 feels like yesterday to me

man, I can't believe this movie is already 5 years old

me too, me too

Nuns with guns are always fun

need a dose of awesome? check this out

Monkeybone is actually pretty underrated, I think

or dinosaurs

me too

but how do the Muppets fit in with the MKULTRA conspiracy?

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