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"why is she there again?"

Fist of the North Star reference?

so, Vogel was the Brain Surgeon all along? is that what they were implying?

but…..but…..that's not possible!

and now Ben Affleck is Batman, go figure

"2008 will go down in history as the year the living came to envy the dead."

then clearly you've never taken a chance and a done a dance at the Space Jam

a Cilice is what makes ladies happy when you touch it, right?

"When Hofstätter pulls down the crucifix from her bedroom wall, shoves it under the covers with her, and starts grinding against it"

"oy mate, you seem to be jammin' yer cock up me arse"

pics or it didn't happen

yeah, but at least movies shot on film aren't all orange and teal

there's a certain R Kelly quote that comes to mind, but it might be considered uncool to use it in reference to Peter Dinklage

yeah, of course someone who lives in fucking Chicago can call places like Chili’s, TGI Fridays and Buffalo Wild Wings "sad excuses for restaurants" but in small town America you can't be quite so picky

I love that movie, it's so terrible, but in a hilarious way and my God, it's got some great nudity

IT'S PEOPLE

Wahhabi! I did not know that!

Sheena was a man!

HARRY POTTER WORSHIPS THE DEVIL!

meh, we all know that all the world's Religions and cultures can trace themselves back to the lost continent of Mu