and vaginas

yeah, 1983 is a strangely weak year for movies in the otherwise awesome decade for movies that was the 80's (though there's still some good ones, like WarGames, A Christmas Story and Scarface)

the Conservative tears if Hilary gets elected will be DELICIOUS

CHOIR JAIL!

how many little boys got their first boner to Daryl Hannah's ass in Splash I wonder?

they have me foaming at the tip of something else!

what's the problem? doesn't Allen like big butts?

well, wasn't his point that we may not be able to destroy the world, just ourselves? I'm not sure he was saying  fuck environmentalism, I think Michael Crichton just believed that contrary to what most people think, humanity is not King Shit of planet Earth, that we're just one species of many and that though we may…

and he's got a great beard too!

God, why wont MTV just fucking die already?

I'm not gonna hit you between the eyes, I'm gonna hit you BETWEEN THE BALLS!

well, I can't really think of an example of this other than the fact that I LOVE Michael Crichton's two Jurassic Park books, just love em', but everything else I've attempted to read by him has left me cold

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

AINT I A STINKER?

deck da halls with pepperoni!

IIIIIIIIII waaaaaaant myyyyyy Maypo!

with an umbrella gun too, no less

the idea that health should be a right, not a privilege is JUST like the idea that all Jews must be exterminated!

looks like my unread copy of Ender's Game will forever remain unread because FUCK this guy, I regret buying it in the first place

Idaho? what? I thought it was supposed to be Utah? (never actually saw it, I should add)