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hell yeah mother fucker! Jack Handey is back!

Francis Ford Coppola's face looks like a big, hairy 70's era vagina in that photo

How I Met Your Mother

dude, what makes you think she reads the AV Club?

too true, too true

yes! finally someone recognizes it!

having this story next to an ad for "this is how you die"

oh yes

oh God, that movieā€¦.

great, now we're remaking movies barely a decade old

not since 2006

sharks, the bane of white people everywhere

oh, yeah, yeah, dancing!

I got rid of my Netflix subscription because it became too Goddamn expensive

but who says that's gonna last forever? how many blockbuster movies has Kenan Thompson been in?

ya know I visited the spot where Forrest Gump sat on a bench and said "life is like a box of chocolates" in Savannah Georgia once

thanks

I have a feeling SNL's not gonna live to see the 2020's

yup

and bloody!