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BWAAAAAAAAAAM

wow, all of that is CGI? it looks damn impressive, you have to admit

JUST TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT

YOU SUCKY YO JIMBO

L. Ron Hubbard totally WAS cartoon villain straight out of Hanna Barbera/James Bond, wasn't he?

I love that they reference FX2 of all things

implying any 20-something year old girls have bush these days

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?

now that's what I call a close encounter!

is it bad that I found it kind of boring? I saw it in theaters no less expecting something really great and I was…..just kinda bored, if I'm gonna be honest

well shit, just like a week or so ago I looked him up on Wikipedia to see if he was still alive and was pleasantly surprised to see he was

I hate naggers!

good, maybe now her creepy fucking photoshopped face wont be staring at me like the fucking children of the damned in every supermarket checkout aisle

they took our Jobs!

yeah, I just can't justify seeing a PG-13 zombie movie, I mean that even sounds like a damn oxymoron

its been a while since we've had a really shocking celebrity death, I'd almost forgotten how bad it sucks :(

hey I'm a Young twenty-something male, witty and smart, fit but not traditionally good looking!

it's fine, there's nothing bad

the Mike Nelson era is absolutely my favorite era of MST3K

bummer