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"and the Martians from Mars Attacks"

Magic City should be called Titty City for all the nudity in it

oy, what the fook's up with this shite?

judging by my memories as a kid, maybe he was crying because he was just so intimidated at meeting Robert Downey Jr? not being disappointed that Iron man "isn't real"?

the Oldinator

ewwwwwwwwww

now I want to watch the Iron Giant again too

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SEVEN years later

I cannot! yet I must!

dude, it's totally a Gabby Giffords joke, what, you think it's just a coincidence?

and the secret? the glasses!

Anarchy in the U.K.!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

I've given it a lot of thought and I've come to the conclusion that a good video game movie is impossible and shouldn't even be attempted, the two mediums are just too fundamentally different, trying to adapt an interactive medium into a non-interactive one is a fool's errand

Hollywood is stupid

yes, the Schwarzenegger movie, why, did you think it was an anime reference?

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I forgot about that scene

it used to be "if Matrix was here he would laugh too", a quote from the movie Commando