I have not seen it yet

oh, I thought it was the whole Government allowing the drug trade to exist for political purposes i.e. gaining more power through the excuse of the "war on drugs" and whatnot

gee Bill, why does your mom let you eat two wieners?

I have not seen it, but doesn't the last episode of the series actually have Crockett and Tubbs learning that the drug trade is secretly fueled by the Government and there's nothing they can do?

I saw this in theaters and honestly, I remember it being nothing special, I appreciated that it wasn't a comedy spoof like Starsky and Hutch, but nothing jumped out at me as being particularly great

"Before he combined the conspiracy theories of a hundred Geocities sites with the point-and-click puzzle-solving of a dozen CD-ROM games"

I went to one as a little kid, sometime around 1995 or 94 or so

ok wait, tell me this is about the people who work there, right? it's not actually supposed to be set in Medieval times, right?

show me them Danny DeVitos!

caught in a landsliiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

I bet their astronaut diapers are just FULL of shit

yup, they were right

true story, when I saw the Friday the 13th remake a guy dressed as Jason walked into the theater

meh, when does the Venture Brothers come back?

ahhhhh the Bieber has begun, it's so satisfying

never even heard of it

SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE

I'll miss you Rabin

this is easy, Jurassic Park

blame it on the Casanova!