MAXIMILIAN! HELP ME! HELP HELP HELP ME!

one thing I really liked about Ebert was that he wasn't pretentious, he understood that movies could be both art AND entertainment and wasn't afraid to give both types of movies equal praise if they deserved it

this is really sad, I didn't always agree with Ebert's reviews, but he was always a dependable and interesting critic

what do I look like, a friggin' Fugu?

November 2015 eh? will it playing alongside Jaws 19?

well, that was meta

I bet this chick likes to strap a dildo to the puppet version of her dead lover and go to town on it

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or mentioning Poochie

silence!…I kill you!

so they're not going to cover Revelations? figures….

indeed, that's a great idea, anyone ever read the original draft of Back to The Future? it's pretty interesting, there's no DeLorean, the time machine is inside a fridge and Marty has to drive it in a flatbed truck into a nuclear bomb test instead of a lightning bolt (yup, the original nuking the fridge)

oh man! someone should turn that into a comic!

yeah, I heard about that, that would have been a lot more interesting than the very bland Bioshock 2 we got

SHOOOOOOOOOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

lol

ummmm yeah, this is kinda cool actually, it's like looking into an alternate dimension

yup, it was really sad

this is such a great movie, it really is

yeah, but she's got a GREAT ASS!