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SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

argh! my childhood!

turn! turn! turn!

hahaha, what a story Mark!

Louie Anderson: giant and shaman

monsters! monsters are coming!

I can't wait for a show where D-list celebrites get giant purple dildos shoved up their asses, you know it will happen in about two more years…

DON'T HAVE A COW MAN!

never heard of her

who?

ugh, I hated this movie as a kid

Waaaaaaaaaaaarrior

I can't decide if that's creepy or hot….or both

HARRY REEMS!

ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

TAOJJBTCRF killed it

those CHEESY star whackers!

HOPE

I'm calling it now: the reason New York will be turned into a prison will have something to do with Global Warming and flooding, it's the only thing that would remotely make sense

paaaaaaaain goes away! paaaaaaaaain goes away! paaaaaain goes awaaaaaaaaaaaaay!