alcoholism not a not real problem? are you fucking kidding?
I've heard plenty of stupid shit on the internet, but that's the first statement in a while to make me really go "huh?"

DENIAL PLAN

ya know, to be fair, Jenny McCarthy WAS pretty hot….back in the early 90's

The Shining IS a pretty weird friggin' movie, you have to admit

Roger Waters' Radio K.A.O.S should be featured in this at some point, it's a pretty interesting failure

given the choice between this movie and a seasick crocodile I'd take the….SEASICK CROCODIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE BA DA LA DOO DOO BA DA LA DOO DOO BA DA LA DOO DOO

oh fucking HELL no, they're remaking movies from the 2000's now? we are well and truly stink, stank, FUCKED

ba da dum dum dum, another one bites the dust

still no Rhonda Shear?

I do hope this movie is set in Japan, Godzilla just looks out of place stomping around anywhere but Tokyo

NO

same here

so, why is he retiring?

so this is a real movie? I thought that this was some kind of joke

Matt….Damon!

you know what group of people need a SERIOUS ribbing from a mainstream source? conspiracy theorists

hipster mustaches

too bad San Francisco is probably going to sink into the ocean at some point over the next few decades

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

the inquisition! we bet you're wishing, that we'd go awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!