I thought that was Adrien Grenier in the picture. For a second I got… excited(?) at the prospect of a Drive Me Crazy reunion.

Goddamn it, I can't tell whether this makes more sense as April fool's prank or actual news.

Good job, nerds. Now calculate the amount of debt owed by the Lannisters.

I'm paying Cirquezyback

It looks the same as always on my tablet. But AVC Disqus is tricky as a motherfucker on my tablet.

I guess it must depend on the browser? Or maybe this is the "blue dress/gold dress" of the AVC.

You know how much we loathe change. Change the newswire font back, please. It looks like somebody's writing on my screen with a leaky ballpoint pen.

Are my eyes just fucked or did AVC change the font slightly in their Newswire crawl?

Just watched The Spirits Within trailer as a comparison. Wow, CGI has come a long way. I still hate it though.

Gotta getta Better Burger
That slogan rolls off the tongue. I'll bill ya later, Chipotle.

Finally, an answer to the question "do robots tweet of electric sheep?"

Maybe it was. Maybe we're craaaaa-zyyyy

Home Alone

The Path is being aired on Showcase, a specialty cable channel here in Canada, on Thursdays. Is this the first time a Hulu show has been simultaneously(ish) broadcast on regular old television?

I just had the same thought, but came up with Kreese Wiigerspoon

I'd wager that Wiig's price is far less than that of Witherspoon's. Downsizing indeed

Kissing cousins?

I knew this thing would flop.

I always forget about Vox. Time to do my yearly catch-up on VanDerWerff articles.

Forbes coyly promises ”additional footage of violence and carnage…