Harmon can't interview people because he's unable to stay focused on someone else for an extended period of time. At this point its a core theme of Harmontown.

You probably know the lunatic better than I do. In that case, I fear him. You better believe I fear him

My thoughts exactly.

Is that a joke? I assumed he must be mocking bad music videos in general when I saw it. I mean, its ridiculous, it can't be entirely genuine.

Its not about what it is, its about who made it and how famous they are. I just see other people doing this because its weird, Kanye did it, and people love parodies. Maybe mimic is a better word. I just see a lot of people doing this music video, maybe while making fun of Kanye.

That Charlie Kaufman film would fucking kill me. One of my favorite screenplay writers adapting my favorite author. Kaufman could do whatever he wanted with that script and I'd enjoy it.

I imagine this is going to get parodied a lot.

Look, I know everybody on this website has been dying for me, AND SPECIFICALLY ME, to spam gifs of penises flapping about ever since I joined this website. This is my purpose for existence, this is why I was born.

I am going to embed as many penises as I can before I get banned.

You don't like Tim Hortons? I never had it but I typically hear positive things about it.

Beavis and Butthead do America

Real Americans drink their coffee black.

I never got the joke about how liberals love weird/specific coffee. I really don't get how that's become a comedy staple.

They had one more during the show and Lois becomes pregnant again in the finale.

I grew up watching Malcolm in the Middle and I actually discovered Breaking Bad through Hal (as in I googled Bryan Cranston because he played Hal-Breaking Bad was a little known show just finishing up its second season at the time) so seeing this was just the best thing ever. It made me so happy.

WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!

That's basically how most people would choose to describe me. The only difference is they use the word 'pussy' instead of 'cat.'

I don't know what any of that means but it sounds disgusting. Like a wet fart turned into a language.

You're distinctive! Distinctively smelly!

People always immediately guess correctly when its me.