I can remember coming across three of them, at least, since we crossed over.

We've done a few AMAs here. Why don't you know this? Don't you love us enough to read every single comment?

Okay lets see… that adds up to negative thirteen dislikes… which is equal to positive thirteen likes! smacks invisible disliker learn to count, you worthless troll!

Why the fuck does Eric get more dislikes than I do? What, does the sun shine out of his ass or something?

But but… if it works out between us it won't even matter!

This is like, so meta.

Just so you know, I'm basing my entire conception of romance off of talking to you.

They played Nosferatu on the big screen for one of my classes and i fucking missed it.

Friends! I am not a creature of pure evil, In fact, I am a perfectly normal human worm baby! You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me! Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.

You really don't have anything going for you anymore, do you?

I have a real fear that I might be immortal. It's a side-effect of being great, or at least I deduced that from that one time when I read some bits of The Bible. Anyhoo, I am so happy you think greatness doesn't inherently equality immortality. I mean, I'm only 21 and it already feels like I've been alive for forever.…

sniffs It means so much to me that someone believes I have the ability to die.

I'm in my fourth year of college, improvements are already too late coming. I just want to graduate so I can do something else like go into debt and die in poverty.

Shit I ended up missing a test last week because I skipped my lab and now I got at least one zero. I also might have another zero because I haven't been going to the regular classes for a few weeks and I just remembered that we're supposed to take our midterm and final in the regular classes.

As long as we're sharing cool links http://www.bloggerbeware.com/

Sign up for it assuming you pass them. That'll be all the more motivation to pass your classes (also it's way less stupid to have to amend your title if you fail a class than if you pass all your classes and assumed you wouldn't.)

AHHHH We're all sick and depressed!!!!

Star Wars was really only ever meant to be a trilogy anyways.

Is it appropriate to downvote this bad pun?

I guess Daffy Stephen, then.