You can critique the person who cured poverty and aids over the course of a single hour all you want but you'll never be successful at it.

WELL I LIKE YOU BETTER!

Screw you! Why does everyone think I have an ego?!?!

She cured Aids on stage right before ending poverty.

I hope she meets my one and only true hero, Adam Goldberg.

How are they even undead at all!

it's so adorable that the only comment Dave liked was this one.

WHO are you?

The thing about music that I really love, which doesn't adequately appear in other mediums, occurs when musicians collaborate. It's really cool to hear a new album and to find out that another musician I love participated in recording that album. It's cool to see because on their own stuff they're in the dominate…

I think my sense of smell is really awful, but I don't have the luxury of comparison.

That's weird to me because I don't think I can even smell pot, I haven't been around it much but I made a point to try to pick up on the smell and I couldn't really distinguish it.

And up until now my lifelong goal was to smoke a doobie with SBT.

That was all I ever wanted.

My mom smokes, as does both my dad's and her immediate families. I'm pretty used to it. It also helps that I enjoy a good cigar, I guess, but they are pretty different smells.

I fucking love the smell of a cigarette though.

Seriously, every single person at Whataburger smokes! Even the cute girls, and I know it's sexist, but it bothers me to see cute girls smoke more so than it bothers me when other groups of people do it.

I was at work the other day when I started to smell something burning. Nobody else smelled it, but I did. It was perpetual and all-consuming, a retched stench that would not dissipate with time. Growing concerned, fearing death, I began to search for the source of the burning and discovered that the stench seemed to…

If I had to guess it was the way The.A.V.Club covered that whole Chevy Chase thing. Before that, Dan Harmon wasn't really famous, and those articles weren't exactly always kind to him. The comments sections especially grew to be very judgmental.

From tinychat?

He specifically said in a podcast before that he can't go to the a.v.club because the people here are total assholes who are just going to talk about what a fat stupid dick he is. That made me sad, but it's totally true. I know he's famous or whatever but that really is a shitty thing to put up with.