I swear every new animated show looks more hideous than the last one. I'm glad they canceled Murder Police.

He mops up the hallways while quietly singing 'The Lady in Red' to himself and periodically mumbling about green ladies or yellow men or blue children or pink dogs. 

It's a corporate shithole that perpetuates the worst of capitalism and genius marketing while offering nothing substantial to spread joy. I'm pretty sure that's what Escape From Tomorrow will be about.

With a review like that I can't imagine what you hate about it.

My parents told me I would like it and that it was really cool and a bit like Hannibal. I said there's already a show with the actual Hannibal in it but for some reason being similar to Hannibal but not actually Hannibal is cool.

Not only that but the dog can talk!

Well Dog WIth a Blog is better, what do you expect?

I always skip this because I don't know what I'm supposed to say but I guess I might as well just do it.

I call Affro Mr. Potter sometimes when I get a bit flustered.

I can't help but be pretty sure that the actual film is going to kind of suck. Nonetheless it seems almost immediately historically important because of where they filmed it and how. Even if the film sucks I'm going to have to watch it to see them film in a completely uncontrolled and potentially hostile environment.

Yeah so I would get something about of it and they would probably just feel like they got violated by their best friend.

USA! USA! USA!

I would like to say yes but I doubt any male friend of mine would even know how to be a woman on a basic level, much less a sexual level. On top of that they would probably act more like themselves than the celebrity they are. I would probably see them whenever I looked into her eyes and either that kills my boner or…

Don't lie, you love talking about me, you love fantasizing about me. I am the light in your eyes.

Hell yes I am.

Stephen is a bad person though, Dave, he's only proving your original point. You seem like an exception though.

I don't know about where you live but around here we have a lot of squirrels and feral cats. The cats are usually hungrier and therefore slower but you can catch yourself a squirrel by holding out some french fries. Unfortunately for the squirrels they're not adequately afraid of humans anymore.

Does she care about you AT ALL? Geez.

Depending on the smell and how strong it is women may find your semen irresistible.

GLAZ WORKS FOR DISQUS!!!!