Anyone surprised that Pulp is friends with someone who steals dogs?

He's actually well into his forties but no one has the heart to tell him.

How the hell do you have this much free time?

I don't remember my email user name or password so I'm probably screwed. What day does that guy play? I can't fix it tonight but if maybe tomorrow.

I've seen season one several times now but I haven't seen season two in a long time. Season was cool but pretty sloppy, I should rewatch the whole series at some point. I know I definitely miss the time when I thought the show might become Walt solving all of his problems with chemistry and Jessie being his loudmouth…

But coffee lowers stress! Coffee good!

I don't know if my stomach is considered empty, it's definitely not emptier than normal.

Coke is disgusting flavored syrup that's manufactured in the pits of hell. It doesn't even count as a drink and shouldn't be consumed by humans.

Pacifica Northwest!

They all live in Stephen's house and we wonder why he gets grouchy.

So for some reason now that I'm working and going to school full time I can't drink coffee anymore. It makes me feel so uncomfortable whereas it previously didn't really affect me. I noticed this started once I began drinking some new flavors but they're both from brands I previously used before and it makes no sense…

I had a dream that started off with that shot once…

Breaking Bad was cool back when it was an indie show about a chemistry teacher who hated himself but then they sold out and made it about drug dealers just so they could be more like The Wire. It was pathetic really.

Finally the focus is off of me and my misogyny. I figured some black guy would come in and divert attention away from me with his talk of big booty hoes but it ended up being-

So now everyone who hates the Gray Matter plot hates children who died of cancer.

Smash is so last year. The new hit show everybody needs to watch (for the love of god, AMC needs you to watch it) is Low Winter Sun.

I don't use safari for multiple reasons. Chrome works better but its kind of a shame since Safari was developed specifically for the mac and Chrome just made something that works with the Mac.

Or we could simply take turns being abusive to equal things out?

Disney realism was transferred over to Pixar which affected the whole industry. Cartoony CGI is actually cool though.

So far I think they've only done promos for Cartoon Network, but Meinbender seems to be winning the hearts of those who hitherto only adored 2D animation.