Good thing it wasn't The Impotence of Ernest or no son.

Good thing it wasn't The Impotence of Ernest or no son.

Varney: "Died" in 2000 - or transformed and reborn courtesy of some heinous top-secret, Deep Ops, Skull-and-Bones project…into our 43rd president??!!?

Varney: "Died" in 2000 - or transformed and reborn courtesy of some heinous top-secret, Deep Ops, Skull-and-Bones project…into our 43rd president??!!?

Knew a deep South Georgia feller who called turtles, "torpors". I guess he was trying to get to 'terrapin' but it always put me in a torpor when he said it.

Knew a deep South Georgia feller who called turtles, "torpors". I guess he was trying to get to 'terrapin' but it always put me in a torpor when he said it.

…but..but…Looper!

…but..but…Looper!

fuck Expendables 3, here I come, AVENGERS 3!!! Clothesline Thanos!

fuck Expendables 3, here I come, AVENGERS 3!!! Clothesline Thanos!

Roddy Piper in "They Live"

Roddy Piper in "They Live"

Being John Malkovich, with Hulk Hogan starring as John Malkovich!

Being John Malkovich, with Hulk Hogan starring as John Malkovich!

Never heard of Prindable's but I have purchased a few bags of these Caramel-Apple Milky Ways and they are good as fuck! I eat one every day.

Never heard of Prindable's but I have purchased a few bags of these Caramel-Apple Milky Ways and they are good as fuck! I eat one every day.

Does anyone remember the Elvis edition Reeses Cup that tastes like a PB and banana sammich. That was was some offbeat shit but good. And I miss it.

Does anyone remember the Elvis edition Reeses Cup that tastes like a PB and banana sammich. That was was some offbeat shit but good. And I miss it.

Little Rascals, sponsered by 5-Hour Energy Drink for 5-Year Olds.

Little Rascals, sponsered by 5-Hour Energy Drink for 5-Year Olds.