Also, even if it's bad on purpose, they should have an adult singing it. That kid probably doesn't know the difference. It's not a tragedy, but its a teensy bit exploitative.

OK. Bad on purpose. Sure fine great. But racist on purpose? That's a thing now, that's, ya know, totally fine? Fuck.

So, who's alive and who's really dead? Ya know?

Don't listen to these Luddites, Miller. I admire your ingenuity and thrift, not to mention the strength of your constitution. (In younger, poorer times I too went though a stage where I was pouring cans of chili on things in an attempt to trick myself into thinking I was eating food.)

And if I go crazy then will you still call me Superman? /
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?

Oh boy. I'd love see this Irving Zisman character lock horns with Tyler Perry's Medea. Maybe get them together with Mrs. Doubtfire and Martin's Sheneneh for an Avenger's style shared-universe-super movie? Christ!

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that they really clean house. Bring in a consultant and trim all the fat.

Every David Lynch film is essentially a re-imagination of "Carrie." (Carrie as Laura Palmer, Carrie as Betty Elms, Carrie as Issbella Rossellini, and so forth).

This stuff is pretty fascinating!. Thanks everyone! The anti-guy sentiment makes a lot of sense now.

The only real-life dbagishness I can find in his Wikipedea page is the fact that his kids are named Hunter and Ryder, which is actually probably kinda fine. He just seems like a guy who has a weird idea of what it means to be "cool," and who always forces it as hard as he can (and who, for some reason, has been…

Can you give specific examples? I'm intrigued.

In our fucking dreams, dude. In our wildest dreams. Guys like us? The only people masturbating to guys like us is US.

"Smashmouth's Fake Music to be Performed in Real Life, Circa 1999."

That little "three week stretch" clause makes the whole joke. Good work out there, kid!

Or is it Ax7?

Well, unless they're A7X fans.

Congrats!

Try telling that to Yngwie

This, my friends, is what they used to call "elevator music."

Robin Thicke ruined Growing Pains.