You betcha! He sounds like he's stuck in that horrible stage most people grow out of, where they only relate to the rest of humanity based on the kind of stuff they like. It's one level of smug douchiness to be quietly-judgey with a confused fan of a different band. It's another thing to fuck with her whole night just…

You betcha! He sounds like he's stuck in that horrible stage most people grow out of, where they only relate to the rest of humanity based on the kind of stuff they like. It's one level of smug douchiness to be quietly-judgey with a confused fan of a different band. It's another thing to fuck with her whole night just…

Meesa whip me hair back-n-forth, whip me hair back-n-forth, and so on.

Arnold is numero uno.

Charming! You're in the same pile of wonderful people who insist on using gay as a slur, and then pretend to rationalize it. Congrats! It's you, them, and the people who use racial slurs and say they can do it because they're the least racist people in the world.

Holy crap dude— you took the words right out of my mouth!

What are we supposed to call it?

Who knew that STP looked like a modern rock cover band from 2001?

Sure, but sometimes, as he curls his shawl around himself and turns up Antique Road Show, he's gotta catch a glimpse of light off the cracked gem-case of his prominently displayed Van Halen III CD and  think that maybe, just maybe, he's got one more "More Than Words" left in him.

Did they even CONSIDER asking Gary Cherone if he wanted the job before glomming onto this Lin"k"in Park kid? I mean Christ.

I don't know if I'd want to be an owner or a supervisor at a place where the employees would agree to be on this show.

"Velocity Merchant Services" has 42 better business business bureau complaints against it in the past three years….. That being said, I was surprised that this is actually a company. This kind of show really seems like it was scripted (as many of you have thoughtfully pointed out, who would go through public…

I don't think I spelled Drummond correctly.

What Newt said. That's maybe part of the reason why we get so excited about Jessie Spano singing 'I'm so excited,' or about Nancy Reagen encouraging Arnold Drummond to stop experimenting with alcohol. We saw those moments a half-dozen times a year for two or three years in a row. I bet if you mapped those out as…

Yup! We ALL did that.

Geekwads and losers? You can stay.

Those ribs look delicious.

I was at a coffee shop typin' on the ol' dissertation when this dude at the table next to me leaped to his feet and squealed: "Centipede!," pointing at his table in terror. It was one of those quick & big house centipedes (we called them silverfish growing up, but I just googled it and I think silverfish are something…

I wish Phillip Drummond adopted me instead of Arnold and Willis. My (distant) second choice would be to get adopted by Mr. D along with Arnold and Willis. My third choice would be built by Small Wonder co-startTed Lawson as a some kind of new-and-improved version of V.I.C.I.

Nope. But Wesley Snipes sure did. (At least I'm assuming he did; I still haven't managed to see the film.)