No. Katie Morgan is getting assfucked from behind by Jason Mewes and shits on Jeff Anderson.

Holy Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, That Thing You Do! came out TWENTY YEARS AGO!? How is that possible? (Looks at Driver's License, realizes he's 46 goddamn years old) Oh yeah. Shit.

Yeah, that's a good point—I forgot about the fighting dolls; they were pretty Burton-ey.

Caught Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children on Saturday and it was ok. I was surprised at how restrained Burton was, actually. The first part of the film is in modern day Florida and it actually looked like Florida. Not a piece of dark whimsy in sight. Even when the story moves to Peregrine's home and becomes…

Girl Asleep is screening with Pickle, a diverting 15-minute documentary about a couple’s long history caring for rescue animals who met untimely ends

I saw Fitz's reaction differently. It's not that she needed to deal with trauma on her own; it's that,as Fitz puts it, she's completely turned her back on everyone. She didn't just leave, she cut off all contact. Stealing from them just pours salt on the wound.

And they don’t come too much lousier than the 1977 Mouse House musical Pete’s Dragon.

The question is, which is better for sex: Milk in a bag or milk in a plastic jug?

Thirded. The first thing I saw out of the Space Ghost/Cartoon Planet pantheon was Brak singing "Don't Touch Me!" I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

She was, and I had no idea she married Hogan and stayed married for 24 years. They divorced in 2014.

Hmm. What about From Earth to Starbucks? "You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"

I'm guessing the Framework will come up a lot. Fitz said it can create a map of a user's brain, so I think we're looking at Fitz using it at some point to create a personality for the fembot (a.k.a. Life Model Decoy). Crazy theory that I hope isn't true—a character dies, but before death Fitz maps his/her brain and…

It's really strange that he'd quit right before filming was going to start, especially if it torpedoes the whole production. Lots of people who thought they had a gig for the next couple months are screwed.

Lost and Battlestar Galactica ruined serialized television
for me. I'll still occasionally watch a serialized series, but it's
hard for me to get as invested in them.

I think you're right in that Lost had an affect on many shows that came after it. Although the 'copycat'-ish shows that came out during or after it such as Flash Forward weren't incredibly successful, it still impacted how other series approached story and structure.

I think Lost was created much the same as most series, where the creators have a general idea of what's going on and where they want to go, and then they have to work out details and change certain things as the seasons progress as they figure out what works and what doesn't. This is fine; as others have said, this…

Maybe Seydoux's character was, uh… wearing a parachute when she went straight out of the Burj Kalifa? Or fell onto a mattress? Back of a garbage truck always works, right?

Oooh, that's a good one. I remember sitting on the floor in front of the TV wondering what in the hell just happened.

Anybody else have problems keeping Jani Lane and Bret Michaels separate in their heads? I see Jani Lane and think, "There's the Every Rose Has Its Thorn guy." Or I see Bret Micheals and think "It's too bad he's dead."

Gratz batty, hitting 10k is a terrific use of your procrastination time.