The movie wasn't that bad and was definitely better than the first one. Unfortunately, the studio couldn't come right out and call it Elsa from Frozen and the Huntsman, so they couldn't get the families who thought the first one was a Disney product to come out a second time.

And the practice of studios releasing their most commercial films during
the warm weather months truly came of age in the summer of 1989, when Tim Burton’s Batman arrived in theaters, alongside Spielberg’s third Indiana Jones film.

I spent way too much time thinking about this, and I conclude they took the disc out of its plastic case, watched the film, got jizz (perhaps accidentally) on the plastic case, which resulted in jizz transfer when they returned it.

Well, they're married in the comics (or at least used to be), so there's that.

I agree, I totally want the little fuck to die. Someone pointed out that he has excellent reasons for killing Jon; he watched his entire family get killed by the same people Jon helped, yadda yadda. But I'm just totally done with the little shit. I think there's only so much you can forgive even when you understand…

I think you're right—no one wants to intentionally comprehend a Maroon 5 song. As long as the chorus was clean, they could sing that they've never seen violence against women because they close their eyes when they masturbate and it'd win a grammy.

This was my takeaway also. My immediate thought was, "Who pissed in this guy's Cheerios?" He just sounds unreasonably angry about a bunch of comedy vids. And who in their right or wrong minds would believe Cinema Sins videos constitute actual film criticism? They're attempts at funny one-liners. Sometimes they…

I was resistant to those rumors, but they seem borne out. She never mentioned Castle in her Twitter feed until this week, when all of a sudden she couldn't stop talking about how great everybody was who worked on it. It's as if now that she's done, she feels bad about how she treated everybody.

That won't work—the networks are only looking at the ratings in the 18-49 demographic. They don't care about the 50 and overs. Your problem is the remotes held by people who hate it when a show doesn't tie everything up at the end of 60 minutes (NCIS, Law and Order) or reinforce their existing beliefs (Duck Dynasty, …

The new version of Clash of the Titans. Rumor has it they didn't decide to do a 3D conversion until the last minute, and it shows.

That's some really interesting nightmare fuel right there.

Shane Stant
Bruised her thigh above the knee,
Then got
Paid in full by Gilooly

I'm tempted to agree, but 8-year-old me is loudly shouting "But Super Friends!" in my head over and over again. Man, ABC really ruled the roost in '77 and '78—Super Friends followed by Laff-O-Lympics followed by the Krofft Supershow. No need to change the channel, which is good because we didn't have a remote.

Hong Kong Phooey was in this!?? Dammit! Guess I should've watched it. Especially since I survived the Star Wars Holiday Special and actually liked Legends of the Super Heroes because I had no taste at the time.

Apparently I did it right, then—I missed the pilot and saw everything else. After a couple episodes I was really hooked. (I haven't read the books.)

I keep confusing her with Bridgette Wilson. They look somewhat similar and have played the same sort of insanely driven comedic characters. I read the interview thinking, "Is she gonna mention being married to the tennis guy?" but that's Wilson.

I can attest, it was pretty fucking awesome. (1970)

True. Hey, does anybody else find it really annoying that the comment count only tracks comments made since The Great Disqus Changeover of 2011? There's, like, 3-4 years of comments of mine that have disappeared into the ether.

I actually laughed out loud at this. Although in my head, I changed the name "Jenkins" to "Porkins" and imagined William Hootkins making large color photocopies of shots of himself from Star Wars. I may be a bit high.

Because I'm a fucking idiot, I got it in my head that Kevin Hart started out by starring in TV sitcoms and then made his way into films. My brain accomplished this by mistakenly wiping all its data about D.L. Hughley and replacing it with Hart. It wasn't until I was passionately arguing with my wife that Hart spent…