…and fat on a steak is nature's garnish! 

Fuck yes.

Fuck yes.

Well, he rolled across the floor singing "noo ne noo ne noo," and then typed "Douchebag" on himself.  Which isn't much, granted. 

Well, he rolled across the floor singing "noo ne noo ne noo," and then typed "Douchebag" on himself.  Which isn't much, granted. 

Wait, so Junior was the asshole on this show?  I always thought it was Senior.  Junior seemed like the more rational one.

Wait, so Junior was the asshole on this show?  I always thought it was Senior.  Junior seemed like the more rational one.

Is it just that studios aren't releasing any romantic comedies—even vampire ones—unless they star either Katherine Heigl or Gerard Butler?  Because it IS strange that this isn't getting a broader release. 

Is it just that studios aren't releasing any romantic comedies—even vampire ones—unless they star either Katherine Heigl or Gerard Butler?  Because it IS strange that this isn't getting a broader release. 

Ok, 3 points of damage and a… 1 on initiative.  WHY do I ALWAYS roll a 1??

Ok, 3 points of damage and a… 1 on initiative.  WHY do I ALWAYS roll a 1??

"Did you know your name is an anagram for 'semen ere?'"

"Did you know your name is an anagram for 'semen ere?'"

Dr. Handsome's post should have 100 Likes. 

Dr. Handsome's post should have 100 Likes. 

Marshall channeling the inner Southern goddess was abjectly terrible and unfunny.  But what else was his character going to do while Lily was lecturing Ted?  It made sad, unfortunate sense from a writing standpoint.  I did like his "bad advice to random women" montage scene though.

Marshall channeling the inner Southern goddess was abjectly terrible and unfunny.  But what else was his character going to do while Lily was lecturing Ted?  It made sad, unfortunate sense from a writing standpoint.  I did like his "bad advice to random women" montage scene though.

Yes.  Especially after religious folks freaked over the "Dance into the fire" line.

Yes.  Especially after religious folks freaked over the "Dance into the fire" line.

Agreed.