It's a reference to the game Skyrim, @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus.  In the game, guards you run into will occasionally say something like, "I was an adventurer just like you… until I took an arrow to the knee."  

It's a reference to the game Skyrim, @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus.  In the game, guards you run into will occasionally say something like, "I was an adventurer just like you… until I took an arrow to the knee."  

Weird.  I thought for sure Rabin wrote up Heartbeeps for MYOF, but apparently not.

Weird.  I thought for sure Rabin wrote up Heartbeeps for MYOF, but apparently not.

Yeah, sure La Pipe; but the title JOHN CARTER was so generic that even people who read the books didn't realize what the movie was. Something had to be better… JOHN CARTER OF SPACE? JOHN CARTER AND THE PLANETARY AGENTS OF DOOM? JOHN CARTER BUYS A SANDWICH? Anything!

Yeah, sure La Pipe; but the title JOHN CARTER was so generic that even people who read the books didn't realize what the movie was. Something had to be better… JOHN CARTER OF SPACE? JOHN CARTER AND THE PLANETARY AGENTS OF DOOM? JOHN CARTER BUYS A SANDWICH? Anything!

William McKinley: Wood Nymph Sodomizer

William McKinley: Wood Nymph Sodomizer

I laughed at that way more than I should have.

I laughed at that way more than I should have.

I don't think the plot of this movie is too convoluted; it's just that Disney's keeping the plot under wraps.  This review did the same, so I'm not going to spoil the spoilery thing.  But a description would start with "Girl tries to defeat her family's carefully-scripted plans for her life with the use of magic,…

I don't think the plot of this movie is too convoluted; it's just that Disney's keeping the plot under wraps.  This review did the same, so I'm not going to spoil the spoilery thing.  But a description would start with "Girl tries to defeat her family's carefully-scripted plans for her life with the use of magic,…

Agreed, this was a great write-up.  It's so good I'll forgive Nathan for not writing up the 1997 Avengers movie yet.  I'm still waiting!

Agreed, this was a great write-up.  It's so good I'll forgive Nathan for not writing up the 1997 Avengers movie yet.  I'm still waiting!

It's milking the everloving shit out of its exit.  It still has 6 episodes to go before it ends, after which the McDonnell spinoff will begin.  It seems like it's been advertising the "series finale" for at least a year now.

It's milking the everloving shit out of its exit.  It still has 6 episodes to go before it ends, after which the McDonnell spinoff will begin.  It seems like it's been advertising the "series finale" for at least a year now.

This is absolutely true.  When I asked a friend of mine if he'd seen John Carter, he asked me why I thought he'd be interested.

This is absolutely true.  When I asked a friend of mine if he'd seen John Carter, he asked me why I thought he'd be interested.

Adventure or Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Adventure or Raiders of the Lost Ark.