I think it's Toyota that runs ads where kids fret about how uninvolved and removed from society their parents are, and lo and behold the parents are trucking around in Toyotas doing really fun stuff, like going to concerts in a big field.

I was going to add to this, but really there's nowhere to go after "Liquefied Oestrogen."  Nicely done, sir.

Wait, wasn't it first used in reference to Kirsten Dunst's character from that terrible Cameron Crowe film?  Something-ville?  Wait, I got it: Elizabethtown.

And executed the world's slowest chicken dance performance, while circling him in a manner both threatening and off-putting.

Now THAT is an awesome comment.

Seriously though, why did Fox pull its big new hit for a month?  Are they just a bunch of total morons?  And did I just answer my own question?

I especially like using the wrapping paper with images of bacon all over it during Christmas.  And: who doesn't love carded friction sparking monkeys?  Or rubber fish?

Awesome points, Popular.  I also would've rated this episode much higher—possibly even in the A- territory.  Sure, the plotting was a bit insane in the fourth act, but I can honestly say I've never seen the "trapped in a bank heist" story resolved that way before.  It was established early on that the mercs were going…

dah_sab, you're not alone.  Still works on me too.  [Also hangs head]

The show appears to be following the theory that when one travels back in time, a separate universe is created, thereby allowing the traveler to avoid paradoxes.  I think one character has even speculated aloud that the extinction event may not even happen, but if it does it'll be in millions and millions of years.

I just assumed Todd was drunk when he wrote this, and he slurred the word "class."  In my universe, Todd's more like Jonathan Frakes from the TNG boards.

I agree, but I'm not on board with the idea he's a mole.  I think we've just seen the reason his character isn't around in season 2 - he clearly loves his wife/girlfriend and I could see him deciding to give his job up to move to India.

That's my favorite Police album.

I'll go along with that!  Nicely stated.

"People wonder what Apple's going to do next.  Some think it'll produce an incredibly hot blond who's into anal.  Or maybe a hot blond with insanely large natural breasts.  Or, just maybe, a hot blond with an insatiable appetite for getting hot choad dumped directly onto her face.  Well, they're all wrong.  Because…

I kinda gave a shit, but only because I thought Terrance Howard was terribly horribly miscast in the role, and Cheadle was a much improved option.

I think his comment about how he's spent a number of years building up an immunity to chloroform is the same line as in Princess Bride, which may be why the next shot was Gus and Spencer looking at each other like "Should we riff on that?  —Nah."

Exactly. And the bit about getting confused for Count Chocula was awesome.

I completely agree with Corleone, but I can't explain why the ending in the original Raiders is significantly different.  He gets to the Nazi island, is caught and then looks (or, more accurately, doesn't look) at special effects for 10 minutes.

"The fridge scene makes as much sense as surviving jumping out of a plane
in a life raft and aliens are no more ridiculous than magic rocks.
 Stop bitching."