The polka medleys are indeed awesome.

Wow, Victor Mature needs a pick-me-up or something. This was a great article! Thanks Rabin!!

^ THIS.

I read one review that said at least Megan Fox presented the viewer with a character who seemed to *like fucking,* even if it was a dweeb like Lebeef, whereas the new chick just sort of stands there, chaste and submissive, interested in nothing.

"I read that Cattrall was having nude pictures taken of her on the Enterprise bridge set while she worked on that movie. Apparently Leonard Nimoy walked in on this, became enraged, and destroyed the film. What the hell man? I find that highly illogical. "

Compared to everything else listed, Toddlers & Tiaras is indeed more tolerable. I completely agree with Amelie's ranking.

I confess! I'm addicted to Toddlers and Tiaras. It's just such a fascinating train wreck of a show. It's the worst Moms in the world bringing out the absolute worst in the daughters and in some really horrific cases, their sons. It's simply amazing in its awfulness.

I dunno what Wetlands is, but it sounds hot.

In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have the wish I wish ton… wait, that's not right.

I found the CGI to be pretty good, actually; it's much easier to use it to create completely fantastical elements. I expected the suit to suck, but it pretty much looked like a lycra suit only glowy. The mask was pretty bad, though.

I also don't quite understand the love for Ark in Space. I think it pales in comparison to Robots of Death, Pyramids of Mars, Talons of Weng-Chiang, Horror of Fang Rock, Hand of Fear… hell, I think it pales in comparison to just about everything except The Sontaran Experiment (a. k. a. "Scenes in a Quarry") and…

Rambaldi already.

I wonder if it would've been better or worse if Brannon Braga's original idea for the episode had been followed, which was that Troi was going to go further off the deep end and mess with people's minds in a more Hannibal Lector-ish way.

I'm going to have to read the entry again, because I didn't see much in there that was positive about the film, yet Rabin designated it a "Secret Success." What about it made it a Secret Success? Guess I'll have to read it again. But anyway, to the extent Rabin defends the film as a success, I think he's giving it…

You're right, Lux; it kinda looks like "Wowzuh."

Jed, I've *always* felt the same way regarding Anya's characterization—for 4 seasons, her behavior was excused by saying "give her a break, she's weird because she's been a demon for a thousand years," and all of a sudden we were expected to accept that she'd just always been that way. It just doesn't make any sense…

@ Penguin hell yeah they were good; one of the best comic series I ever read IMO.

I suppose I should've said Will Harris's FAKE answer, since his real answer was the Mission Impossible team. Hey, it's 1:35 in the morning.

In case no one realizes how absurd Will Harris's answer was…
The members of DC Comics' Legion of Substitute Heroes include:

I love the line (mentioned in the review), "It's like discovering plutonium… by accident!!" Definitely one of my fave episodes as well. Always thought Jerry's reasoning, that he can't go through with the threesome because he's not an "orgy guy," he'd have to buy Hugh Hefner-ish stuff, etc., was lame yet somehow…