Where's the leak, ma'am?

People always complain about that Guts Man rail segment and I just don't get it. It's not that hard; watch the bottom part of the platform, not the platform itself! Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Have only watched a little bit, but am I hallucinating or are all the Adventure Island games missing?

"What I'm saying is, I think this is the best Jew food I've had in my life"

I think it was Showalter that said that—during the office scene where they're saying all the things that make America great (""arry Potter!" "Chinese people!" "Ass.") Incidentally, that scene is my most-quoted Stella anything. To this day I have never laughed harder at anything than the beginning of their presentation…

She's in the pocket of Big Cello. Makes me sick.

Every time I'm reminded of Ren & Stimpy's existence or watch a clip like that, my mind is blown anew that anyone ever considered it acceptable for youth consumption. My parents pretty quickly put the kibosh on that show in our house, and it's one of the few parental censorings (maybe the only one) that later viewing…

A C? Oh, D. Right.

Oh. I thought you got it off a Snapple cap because that's where I learned it.

You got that off a Snapple cap

As a retail slave, I would prefer that customer encounter to most.

I seem to recall hearing that the whole MaddAddam thing wasn't even supposed to be a trilogy in the first place? It makes sense because Oryx and Crake is pretty well self-contained, even with that cliffhanger ending. I remember liking Year of the Flood but thinking it wasn't really …… necessary? This review seems to…

I wasn't aware that "looking like a cross between Spencer Pratt and John Michael Higgins" qualified one for "pretty" these days.

This bugged me big-time. Saying that Sarah Silverman is unexpectedly vulgar is like saying that eating a turd tastes unexpectedly bad. Maybe if the only thing you know her from is Wreck-It Ralph?

This could have been averted entirely by using "my favorite" instead of "the best".

I laughed so hard the first time Miller was on and he wouldn't stop talking about raping people with them and Jeselnik goes, "I never thought I'd say this, but: cool it with the rape jokes, man."

"Paris Hilton got famous by having sex on camera and then not shutting up"

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: the electric washboard.

Ecco the Dolphin is for the Genesis. It's mostly avoiding nature in the beginning, but then time travel and aliens get involved. It's pretty fucked up.

Actually, I grew up in Texas, but I was fortunate to grow up in a school district that, now that I think about it, was (and is) very forward-thinking about technology and preparing kids for the future in that aspect.