I think you just answered your own question there, IAM.

It seems a bit early into Craig Biggio's retirement to be making a biopic about him.

Actually, it's

A guy at my job who calls everything he likes "legit" was telling me about a French movie called Le Moustache where this architect gets rid of his trademark lip broom and all of a sudden nobody recognizes him and it pisses him off and drives him crazy.

I smell an Inventory!

Somebody should register the name Zeus's Butthole.

God, I love Christopher Meloni in Wet Hot American Summer
I wonder if he takes roles like Gene and Freakshow because working on Law & Order: SVU gets so fucking depressing that he gets like, "Man, this is really weighing down on my soul, I need a pick-me-up … I know! I'll play a chef at a summer camp who has a bottle…

Shouldn't that be
portmanbros?

Put — the coffee — DOWN! ….. Coffee is for high scorers only.

It's also worth noting that Ebert has been acutely aware of his mortality ever since his surgery struggles and losing his voice and whatnot, which has led him to an epiphany about just how much he really loves movies. He is really enjoying nearly all the films he watches in his twilight years. A movie basically has to…

Ah. Good to know. Thank you!

I had one from around 1998 or so that had full motion video contestants. They acted really smug when you got the answer right, and when you got one wrong, they looked like they just lost a bet on a football game in the last 30 seconds of the game after winning the whole time. It was funny. One of the generic fill-in…

I don't know about anyone else, but
my Jeopardy viewing dropped off sharply when Trebek 86'd the mustache. Now he looks like my grandmother.

"This town needs an enema!"

This can't possibly be true. I'm going to make it a point to wake up early enough to watch Sesame Street so that I can see this with my own eyes. Bert and Ernie in Claymation? Say it ain't so. That's a shark jump if ever there was one.