hoosegow hoosegow i feel like i saw that word for the first time a month ago and it's everywhere now

stop being naive and cooperate

man i remember listening to this album for the first time. fantastic voyage, okay, that's a song, african night flight OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON

cookie monster used indefinite article!?!?

it's what makes futurama and monty python's flying circus so similar

there's a lesson here for all of us

i remember growing up playing soccer in north carolina in the 90's, and that cheering for this team felt like cheering for the tar heels since they had 8 on the roster

yes

wooo choosing to ignore the content of someone's words because they're not saying them in exactly the tone you like

oh no wait i definitely saw the garage door.

i think this is the episode i stopped on last time i tried to watch this show. time to start up again?

"yeah maybe lion taming's not for me" said tom offhandedly

i recently had a dream set in the game of thrones universe. except instead of white walkers, there were these super-fast vampire children. they drank blood, but they didn't have fangs, so they all carried around cleavers and chef's knives. they would jump on your back, hack into the side of your neck with a cleaver,…

the zippers used to rehearse on my street! it's the only thing that has ever happened in pittsboro

it's easier to draw attractive people

*bromine

conor c:

are there laws against boners now

fuck queer kids, i want my cartooooons

man, the 3 ladies in this episode could share food really efficiently