audio book
Typically humor-type books make a rough transition to audio but I listened to this book and I think it might be more enjoyable than the hardcopy version (minus the ability to look at photots), if you're a Fey fan.

It wouldn't be Idol, too, if the wrong definition didn't get used more than once in order to hammer home its wrongness.

yes
"I feel kindly towards him. " This is how I feel towards Scotty often, like I didn't mean to kind of like him but I do.

Going to my parents' house for early dinner. My mom is making: chilled beet soup, salad of snap peas with pancetta, crown roast of lamb with roasted radishes, maui onion deep dish, roasted asparagus, mint jelly, and for dessert: mocha chocolate icebox cake with strawberries.

No!!! Steve was my favorite!

Janet Jackson is also like that.

He's just cute and seems cool. I am not immune to cute. He reminds me of Charlie Day a little bit.

(as opposed to his other corny-uncle spoonerisms and whatnot)

Yeah, I don't even think he said those that way on purpose.

I knew better than to poop on him too much because when I do I get called a "hipster."

it's not that she's chilly
I used to find Gwyneth an insufferable bitchy princess many years ago, hot off her Oscar and whatnot (even though I had to grudgingly admit that she was pretty great every time she was on SNL.) Lately though it's just annoying that she's hammering us from all these different angles—she's an…

paper kind. no rational human would leave a pristine trapper keeper out in the alley.

You know…[gestures helplessly]…a thing you put your looseleaf papers in?

I know, I was thinking tonight even before the elimination about how lopsided it is.

let's agree that the girls this season in general have been getting dressed like trashy clowns.

ikr Randy!!!!

I predict a lot of drum-banging

I didn't hear that, and I'm glad. It's a testament to how likable Steven is that he gets away with the stupid useless shit he says as much as he does.

I wouldn't bitch about Will.I.Am as much if this wasn't the third time he's been on the show this season. I just want to see someone new, or, if not someone new…how about Steven Tyler as the rock n' roll mentor?

I'm a hipster?! You have no idea what that means to me.