surprising salt/sweet combo
In college a friend of mine introduced me to something that was amazing but I've never had the guts to recreate: snowcaps sprinkled on top of hot buttered movie theater popcorn. It may hypothetically help to be stoned when you eat this.

horsin around
The person who lives with me is playing this game like it's his job and he reports to me "I roped two horses today!" I said "You should head out west and go tell cowboys how to do it." "I know: hey guys, you know it's just triangle, triangle, up arrow, right?"

ah yes thanks!

I hate that trendy low furniture

the question that still hasn't been answered for me
Is what the doctor wants the centipede to do, as I've read that he wants it to be his "slave." His slave for what? It doesn't seem like it would be very efficient at…anything.

Who gets to be the front?

when will we hear "Batdance"???

maybe I just noticed it tonight because they were wearing a lot of white. It was ridiculous.

would that be so weird? I am deep and complicated, like.

I need to go back and listen to the last 3 songs on that album sometime, I used to like those even though they were kind of grandiose

I want someone to do "Crying" on American Idol

Have you guys seen her in concert? She put on a pretty good show, once I saw her with Michael Penn (whom I also really like) and David Cross and another time at the big stage at Navy Pier. She took audience suggestions for songs and played a few seconds of all of them. She even did "Take me out to the ballgame."

but seriously I will miss emailing you about Rupaul's Drag Race how much Project Runway sucked that night.

Amelie, I'm glad you're leaving because now we other AV Club girls will get more attention.

He seems like a guy who maybe just tends towards hugeness so maybe the personal training was something he chose to keep him in shape? I don't know, I've clearly watched too much "Biggest Loser" b/c it feels like all those people go on to be personal trainers.

He looks like he's chunked up a little bit since the show began. But then again I probably have too.

so fuck her, right?
Haaa ha

yeah I recall that. I am not sad they're not doing it yet.

"roll along the floor like pickled onions"

did you miss the anecdote about how Casey was offered a gig by a friend who didn't watch the show? It paid $50 and a free meal. So Simon was saying "since you'll probably get kicked off at least you''ll have a gig."