I don't think I"ll ever watch Lost. I was intrigued when everyone first started watching it but then I hear about things like "Smoke monsters" and time warps and whatnot and I don't think I can deal.

you love it, leonard!

I can't lie, John Barleycorn—you've been doing a great job lately and I just wanted you to know that the entire team and I have noticed.

that's OK. I'm just going to come to your office and tell you I don't care about whatever you're doing. and then you will CRY.

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Donna, they're doing full hometown footage tomorrow.

my parents took me to see it at the show when it came out

Yeah I was going to say that "If you're going to sing TTD it had better be 'Wishing Well'" but apparently this song did ok on the charts too. I must have been listening to UB40 or something else when it was hot.

I caught the end of "Hairspray" the other day and there was Twitch!

a girl got tossed off ANTM last night for being old (24) so I think that's when cougardom starts.

get it straight, assholes. it's not a MILF, it's a cougar.

the best part was that it was bad in rehearsal with slash and it was just as bad on the live version.

was Price's grandson Jody in it anywhere?

dish, girlfriend! I don't think the AVC is averse to a little dirt.

I like all of you.

aw but I thought it was cute when he went "I LOVE ZEPPELIN!" after his performance.

don't you mean "Janet Jopler"?

the jewelry was really out of control, during both performances.

my DVR can do it but I half didn't remember to set it to go long and I half am like "FU Idol I am not accommodating you" which is probably not the best attitude for me to take.

no way, like what? I am perfect.