The QF drama revolved around Kerry not getting Lorena's rice done in time, but since when does a handful of rice solve the problem of blandness, which is a more a complaint of conception (as opposed to execution)?

The QF drama revolved around Kerry not getting Lorena's rice done in time, but since when does a handful of rice solve the problem of blandness, which is a more a complaint of conception (as opposed to execution)?

My first thought at your description of college rock was Fetchin' Bones, so kudos on the name-check.  If you're from NC or GA and are of a certain age, they were a can't-miss show.

My first thought at your description of college rock was Fetchin' Bones, so kudos on the name-check.  If you're from NC or GA and are of a certain age, they were a can't-miss show.

Consetino continues to bug me with his perpetual camera-ready earnestness.  This is the seventh consecutive time that the Quickfire has been for $5K to charity, but Consetino supplies an amazed reaction shot anyway.  He's the Dr. Joyce Brothers of the group, without a doubt.  Someone check his bag of knives for some…

Consetino continues to bug me with his perpetual camera-ready earnestness.  This is the seventh consecutive time that the Quickfire has been for $5K to charity, but Consetino supplies an amazed reaction shot anyway.  He's the Dr. Joyce Brothers of the group, without a doubt.  Someone check his bag of knives for some…

I sort of thought she was being still, as opposed to stiff, in order to heighten Curtis's obvious tension.  An old trick, but an effective one, as is the trick of holding the camera shot a bit longer on Curtis.  Who seems like a good sport, by the way.  I've grown to like him.

I sort of thought she was being still, as opposed to stiff, in order to heighten Curtis's obvious tension.  An old trick, but an effective one, as is the trick of holding the camera shot a bit longer on Curtis.  Who seems like a good sport, by the way.  I've grown to like him.

Coming this fall to ABC, "Time Machine Chefs", a competitive cooking show starring Jill Davie, Ilan Hall, Chris Consetino…..and Art Smith.

Coming this fall to ABC, "Time Machine Chefs", a competitive cooking show starring Jill Davie, Ilan Hall, Chris Consetino…..and Art Smith.

It's painful to watch Kerry suppress his fabulousness.  Take a breath, fella.

It's painful to watch Kerry suppress his fabulousness.  Take a breath, fella.

"PUNCH THE KEYS!"

"PUNCH THE KEYS!"

The undershirt was the star of this episode for me.  The charisma showdown between it and the guest judge was riveting TV!

The undershirt was the star of this episode for me.  The charisma showdown between it and the guest judge was riveting TV!

If Art's favorite B-52s songs are "Love Shack" and "Rock Lobster" because "they came out when he came out", does that mean he came out for ten years?  Lemme guess, he made a speech….  

If Art's favorite B-52s songs are "Love Shack" and "Rock Lobster" because "they came out when he came out", does that mean he came out for ten years?  Lemme guess, he made a speech….  

Parker Posey on the rooftop?  No?

Parker Posey on the rooftop?  No?